The eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
What is your definition of chicken?
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
Did I miss one?