Ha! Too funny. I found out that according to my Googlism, I am, and I quote, "a stripper at guilty pleasures," "confined to a wheelchair after an incident involving the death of my first slayer," "a handsome man," and "weak willed and enjoys many of the vices that puritanism forbids," among many other things (such as being known as "the long rifle").
So, what's your Googlism? Hit me back and let me know!

Funky Cool - the 'Frozen Smoke' of Aerogel.

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