This would be fun to play with - PowerQuick - Powered Personal Ascender.
Developed under DARPA, but now available to you. Come on - let out your Spiderman fantasies...

(It moves you at up to a yard a second - that's pretty darn fast)

Just when you think you've heard about all the people who know nothing about computers - more crawl out of the woodwork...

It's a sad day when you can be outranked by a penguin.
Seriously, I think the good folks of Norway need to find something better to do.