Bored? Try catching flies with chopsticks. I got 15.

You know, this very well could be one version of hell. And you'd know exactly how long you'd been there. Ugh.

WOW - This look s like fun. Anyine want to "spring" for a pair?

Pranks

Ah, the wonderful world of pranks ;p
If you need a laugh, check out cockeyed.com's prank page. They're all pretty great, but I think one of my favs would have to be "The Lid Sign."
Read and laugh my friends, read and laugh.

THEL - Tactical High Energy Laser

Yep, life is becoming more and more like the movies. We now have an actual laser that can shoot down incoming projectiles. It's called THEL - Tacical High Energy Laser, or just call it the Nautilus.
I actually was able to find a couple of videos of it at work, one of them is here (Link is directly to video file - Right click if you want to download).
NOW, the only problem that remains is to figure out to "have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads." Yeah Baby.

Some people are just plain stupid - PainStation.