289 posts...well, this makes 290...about 15 a month, average

I don't know why one would want to, but just in case, here's a guide on "How to destroy the Earth"

Okay, now that we can breathe like fish, all we need is to learn to fly like birds. I mean, with the hollow metal tube piloted by some guy named Bob, where we get crunched like sardines and fed like squirrels.

Actually, gravity would be kind of fun to overcome too (well, to a degree anyway), and light speed, and...